snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

what is the point of a thigh gap

i’ve learned so much

i-have-been-johnlocked:

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

dorkstrider:

goonslut:

juggaloplex:

dorkstrider:

that guy i kissed on the bus in first grade ended up transferring to my school in eighth grade and it was the most uncomfortable year of my life

The guy i had a crush on set my hair on fire and that was p awkward so yeah i feel u

The guy I had a crush on turned out to be my cousin, that was pretty awkward.

are you guys okay

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

whorville:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes

gingerinbraids:

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

baggy sweat pants and reeboks with the straps

keats-and-kittens:

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

_{Mona Lecter | Will With the Pearl Earring | American Gothic - The Cannibal and his Wife}

GUYS WE AREN’T EVEN ON HIATUS YET

quixotickiwi:

Despicable Me 2

#more like despicable me too

doctorpotterlock:

i will kill for a 3DS